Monday, February 18, 2008
♥ Steak and Blow Job Day.
Now this is something new that I've just stumbled upon (actually someone sent me an event thru FaceBook) and is planning to definately adhere to.
What is it you ask?
Good question I say.
It's celebrated on the 14th of March of every year (but I suppose it only started recently- la).It's on Urban Dictionary for God's sake heck it must be new.
Seeing that it is exactly a month away from Valentine's Day, no wonder it's called the twin of V-day. Well some sadistic man (possibly very 'happy') full of jealousy against womankind invented it for whatever reason (obviously!). Either that or some slutty homo sapien in a form of a female fatale (p.s: not sure if I used the word right). And I still amaze myself at how much I can ramble before actually getting to the point
Basically instead of the lovey doovey-ness intended for female only (apparently) in V-day, it's a totally opposite day! It is exactly what it says: Steak and a BlowJob! Can you see how this is not a day invented by a normal female? No mushy cards, calories inducing chocolates, over priced wilting stalks of roses, and expensive dinners. Notice I didn't show my detest against shiny objects of desire? That's because I like them. A lot.
So on the 14th of March, buy a big slab of steak and grill it on your backyard wearing nothing but bright red lipstick while that significant other watch on his meat being grilled and consumed.
For those who are still single? Maybe you can host your own "Rainbow Party"?
That's a story for another day.
What is it you ask?
Good question I say.
It's celebrated on the 14th of March of every year (but I suppose it only started recently- la).It's on Urban Dictionary for God's sake heck it must be new.
Seeing that it is exactly a month away from Valentine's Day, no wonder it's called the twin of V-day. Well some sadistic man (possibly very 'happy') full of jealousy against womankind invented it for whatever reason (obviously!). Either that or some slutty homo sapien in a form of a female fatale (p.s: not sure if I used the word right). And I still amaze myself at how much I can ramble before actually getting to the point
Basically instead of the lovey doovey-ness intended for female only (apparently) in V-day, it's a totally opposite day! It is exactly what it says: Steak and a BlowJob! Can you see how this is not a day invented by a normal female? No mushy cards, calories inducing chocolates, over priced wilting stalks of roses, and expensive dinners. Notice I didn't show my detest against shiny objects of desire? That's because I like them. A lot.
So on the 14th of March, buy a big slab of steak and grill it on your backyard wearing nothing but bright red lipstick while that significant other watch on his meat being grilled and consumed.
For those who are still single? Maybe you can host your own "Rainbow Party"?
That's a story for another day.
2/18/2008 11:13:00 PM
