Friday, February 29, 2008
♥ Peep into the world of ShannonGoh as she sees it
- The only punctuation she uses is the exclamation mark (!)
- The world
shoulddoes revolves around her - English is her second language after Curslingo (language consisting of a lot of curse words string together)
- Thinks that the world is full of sexual innuendos and we ALL shall embrace it!
- Needs avoiding before her daily dose of Diet Coke
- Self deluded that she is a Princess
- Singing out of tune is not against the law when SHE IS the one commiting it
- Designer brands are not, I repeat, ARE NOT luxuries BUT necessities!
- Her mentality stopped evolving at the age of five
- Vanity is her best quality
- Glutony is not a sin
- Neither is lust
- Abstinence is
- She is the bad person your mom warned you about
- Dumbledore is still alive! Living in with his bf in some undisclosed suburb.
- Is probably more frugal on water than money
- Boys are toys and should worship the ground girls walk on
- Goddes In Training for one day ShannonGoh will be THE way of life
- Shopping (is) can be the answer to everything not 42
- Mathematics are the root of all evil and has nothing to do with the price of rice
- Shoes hunting IS a sport
- Examinations should be illegal
- Carbs must go into extinction
- Only one season worth living for: SALE
- Hugh Grant will propose one day
- Angelina Jolie will adopt her
2/29/2008 10:50:00 PM
♥ Things you should hate about me:
2/29/2008 10:50:00 PM
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
♥ Of Pajamas Bottoms and Boybands.
So I'm not going for Backstreet Boys (thetwelve+one! Where are you when I need you?), that doesn't mean I can't keep singing their songs the WHOOOOOOOOOLE day at college right? With no help to the fact that William Hung has a better voice than I do, I sang everywhere!
In the middle of conversation, in full packed elevators ( I was late to class, had no choice but to use the lifts!) with strangers, to get lunch, while waiting for lectures to begin. Particularly Eng. Lit., I even had dance moves! (At least I'm better than Hung at that!)
But you can't sing BSB without mixing N' Sync! Then in comes Spice Girls (why didn't you guys come here/ Singapore?!?!?!?). And of course good old Brit Brit when panties were still part of her wardrobe.
Making me feel old!!!!!!!!!
Oh by the way, bought PJ's bottom yesterday out of the blue (they were inviting and comfy) and got it ironed to wear to college today! It's my only full day at college and how else to start 8 a.m Econs. class better? I'm making it a tradition.
I, ShannonGoh, now declare all Wednesdays to be:
In the middle of conversation, in full packed elevators ( I was late to class, had no choice but to use the lifts!) with strangers, to get lunch, while waiting for lectures to begin. Particularly Eng. Lit., I even had dance moves! (At least I'm better than Hung at that!)
But you can't sing BSB without mixing N' Sync! Then in comes Spice Girls (why didn't you guys come here/ Singapore?!?!?!?). And of course good old Brit Brit when panties were still part of her wardrobe.
Making me feel old!!!!!!!!!
Oh by the way, bought PJ's bottom yesterday out of the blue (they were inviting and comfy) and got it ironed to wear to college today! It's my only full day at college and how else to start 8 a.m Econs. class better? I'm making it a tradition.
I, ShannonGoh, now declare all Wednesdays to be:
Pajamas Bottom Day!
P.s: My schedule has changed thanks to Eng. Lit. classes. From only ONE 8 a.m class to THREE!
2/27/2008 09:24:00 PM
♥ Someone should make a documentary of me on:
Someone should make a documentary of me on:
This is How I Failed A-Levels
And this will be how I make my wealth should the tittle above does occur (no God please, I'll study soon, well no promises but I can TRY or I'll promise when I start studying).
Now, why would Shannon ever fail her A-Levels? Let's take a peek on a day in the life of ShannonGoh.
Tumnus Tuesday:
Woke up early for 8 a.m class. And was on time too! ( Simply because it's Eng. Lit. with Ms. Caroline ) I have yet to be on time for 8 a.m Econs. on Wednesday. Plus I finished reading 'Much Ado About Nothing' in a day!, well during the wee hours.
Class was from 8-10 a.m and I have lunch appointment at 12 noon-ish (person must have lunch, even if on a 'diet'!) Since most of the rest of class has class after Eng. Lit. so I thought I would do maths. for two hours.
BUT!
No, Eugene came to college early and only has class at 12 p.m. First, we walked to the supposedly good 'Nasi Lemak' stall near HP building. Only to find that it has closed (which means they are good-la since it was not even 10 yet). But since we're only a stone's throw away, might as well enquire at Fitness First for Genie! (note: First time to F.F contrary to popular believes).
Then do maths.?
IT WAS NOT TO BE!
Taking advantage that we are at the DSA at an odd hour, the pool table was empty! What else right? Plus I have suddenly observed people play 'MAGIC' (card game not to be mistaken for Harry Potter realm of expertise) and decided to learn the art of the apparently played by MENSA (google it for I lazy to explain). I didn't really get it so it goes to show that in my skull, there's more air than gray matter.
Went to lunch with Choe at Sakae Sushi at BVII (second home).
Then go home to revise?
Seriously? We went gallivanting from shop to shop. Purses getting lighter with the exit of every shop. Went into Czip Lee and manage to come out with not more than the item needed. Only because it was the last shop we went into and I needed to pee real badly. AND I had this sudden awe for aromatherapy oil. Particularly when I saw Miyake! I bought it in a instance just to realise that I don't actually have an oil burner!
So we've established the fact that I was not gonna study or do homework but I can at least swim as planned right?
Choe dropped me off at Damas for I never go home without desired item and since Damas is near home so it's alright! Right? I mean I can just walk home straight since it's only 4.30 p.m? Went into centre, found the burner with ease! Unfortunately a lot of other shop also has an ease -ness in them which lure me and my already heavy laden bags.
Finally go for a swim right???
Not just yet!
I remembered that my ex boss lives in Damas so I called.
S: Chief where are you?
R: At Plaza Damas.
S:Me too! Drinks?
R: Middle of something but in 30 minutes?
S: Okay!
*after acquiring more holes in pockets and putting stuff on hold*
R: I'm still not done. Why don't you come up?
S: Okay!
It so happen the GF had to cook for a pot luck while he installs something on his PC. I watched with eagerness while regurgitating words of Martha Stewart as best as I can remember.
Finally I went home! (Because they had to leave for the pot luck and I have no other choice)
I did swim!!! After which I became very tired and gorge on angel hair spaghetti with some meaty tomato-ey sauce. Didn't dry hair properly and let me just say that there are reasons WHY? one should always blow dry their hair.
Now blog then sleep.
Wait!
When study?!?!?
Er...
p.s: for some $#^$%^& reason, I cannot press enter between lines. So pardon me.
2/27/2008 12:11:00 AM
Monday, February 25, 2008
♥ Productive Sunday?
F-L-O-O-R!!!
2/25/2008 06:44:00 PM
♥ Productive Sunday?
With reference to the tittle above (feels like I am writing a letter), first thing that would come to mind is:
- Shannon has finally started studying therefore uncluttered her mind of junk with precious information that will help her ace her exams!
- Shannon has finally got off her increasingly large arse and exercised and is on a roll to lose major pounds!
- Shannon has defy English Literature and finally
finishstarted reading 'Much Ado About Nothing' by renowned gay writer Willy!
In actual truth is none of the above are true.
But all is not lost! As Shannon has cleaned her room! (somewhat-la)
The day started when the subject mentioned awaken around noon to the noise of hammering on wood. Upon opening her eyes, she saw her parents assembling a wooden cabinet and was nearly done(it's been a long time coming). Much to her joy/sorrow she has to start cleaning the room to make space for the cupboard.
*Lesson to parents: Do not place child with shopaholic tendencies in the smallest room of house*
She did manage to clean up stuff off the floor by placing them on the cupboard. The momentum grew and she over did herself! Now there's not enough space on the cupboard but things are no longer lying neatly on the floor. Solution: another cabinet!
*the writer shall skip information on how they acquired the cupboard 2 for life is too short*
After dragging Dad to get the cabinet, he has no steam left to build the cabinet so she stepped in! All was well for the first half an hour but after that it seemed easier when cupboard 1 was 3/4 finish when she woke up.
To cut a longer story short, the point of the story is:
Shannon now has a floor in her room!
(she almost forgot what color was the floor)
2/25/2008 05:06:00 PM
Saturday, February 23, 2008
♥ A State of Mind. Really?
I sense Depression slowly creeping,
Taking hold of my emotions;
my feelings, my judgement, my behaviour,
I sense a tug to my soul,
towards a downward spiral into nothingness,
I sense a blurred eye beyond paradise,
but I feel no light nor the warmth it emits,
'Why are we here?' Why not?
But we know how it all ends,
Make the best out of it you say,
'Why do we bother?' Why not?
I put all strength to lift the corners,
Is the fascade worth the trouble?
What's worse? That it is the norm,
The essence is lost, the cause mislead,
the purpose became none but one,
To survive.
And even if that is not to be,
The world spins, it's rock follows,
We still are, I still am,
Until the sands had none more to shed.
2/23/2008 02:13:00 PM
Monday, February 18, 2008
♥ Steak and Blow Job Day.
Now this is something new that I've just stumbled upon (actually someone sent me an event thru FaceBook) and is planning to definately adhere to.
What is it you ask?
Good question I say.
It's celebrated on the 14th of March of every year (but I suppose it only started recently- la).It's on Urban Dictionary for God's sake heck it must be new.
Seeing that it is exactly a month away from Valentine's Day, no wonder it's called the twin of V-day. Well some sadistic man (possibly very 'happy') full of jealousy against womankind invented it for whatever reason (obviously!). Either that or some slutty homo sapien in a form of a female fatale (p.s: not sure if I used the word right). And I still amaze myself at how much I can ramble before actually getting to the point
Basically instead of the lovey doovey-ness intended for female only (apparently) in V-day, it's a totally opposite day! It is exactly what it says: Steak and a BlowJob! Can you see how this is not a day invented by a normal female? No mushy cards, calories inducing chocolates, over priced wilting stalks of roses, and expensive dinners. Notice I didn't show my detest against shiny objects of desire? That's because I like them. A lot.
So on the 14th of March, buy a big slab of steak and grill it on your backyard wearing nothing but bright red lipstick while that significant other watch on his meat being grilled and consumed.
For those who are still single? Maybe you can host your own "Rainbow Party"?
That's a story for another day.
What is it you ask?
Good question I say.
It's celebrated on the 14th of March of every year (but I suppose it only started recently- la).It's on Urban Dictionary for God's sake heck it must be new.
Seeing that it is exactly a month away from Valentine's Day, no wonder it's called the twin of V-day. Well some sadistic man (possibly very 'happy') full of jealousy against womankind invented it for whatever reason (obviously!). Either that or some slutty homo sapien in a form of a female fatale (p.s: not sure if I used the word right). And I still amaze myself at how much I can ramble before actually getting to the point
Basically instead of the lovey doovey-ness intended for female only (apparently) in V-day, it's a totally opposite day! It is exactly what it says: Steak and a BlowJob! Can you see how this is not a day invented by a normal female? No mushy cards, calories inducing chocolates, over priced wilting stalks of roses, and expensive dinners. Notice I didn't show my detest against shiny objects of desire? That's because I like them. A lot.
So on the 14th of March, buy a big slab of steak and grill it on your backyard wearing nothing but bright red lipstick while that significant other watch on his meat being grilled and consumed.
For those who are still single? Maybe you can host your own "Rainbow Party"?
That's a story for another day.
2/18/2008 11:13:00 PM
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
♥ Forever Young by Alphaville.
Current favourite!
Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while
Heaven can wait we're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The musics for the sad men
Can you imagine when this race is won
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders were getting in tune
The musics played by the madmen
Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever and ever
Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And dimonds are forever
So many adventures couldn't happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We let them come true
Forever young I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever
Forever young, I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever
Forever young, I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever
Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever...
Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while
Heaven can wait we're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The musics for the sad men
Can you imagine when this race is won
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders were getting in tune
The musics played by the madmen
Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever and ever
Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And dimonds are forever
So many adventures couldn't happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We let them come true
Forever young I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever
Forever young, I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever
Forever young, I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever
Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever? Forever, forever...
2/12/2008 01:36:00 AM
Saturday, February 09, 2008
♥ Post Chinese New Year Diet (it's been a long time coming).
- No sugary drinks. Only water, plain tea of any kinds and Diet Coke.
- No more excessive carbs intake. Three tablespoons of rice for dinner.
- No food intake after
7p.m.8p.m.9p.m. - No more elevators. Walk up all stairs (except if late for class).
- Exercise three times a week (do laps in the swimming pool again/start tennis lessons)
- No more snacking. Not even on carrot sticks. Only three square meals.
- No more candy (except a bar of chocolate after maths. class).
- No more mixing drinks when clubbing. Either on the rocks or water.
- No more dining at La Bod or Delicious for fear of overwhelming dessert choices.
- Can dine at La Bodega if I promise only to have the Dory Sandwich and not waffles.
- No cakes! Not even birthday cakes!
Cannot have Starbucks. Cannot have Starbucks more thantwicethrice amonthweek.- Spend more time on dance floor and less at the bar.
- Must camwhore more to remind self of how fat one is.
- Ban buffets worldwide because it promotes glutony and obesity.
- STOP WRITING THIS HERE AND ACTUALLY START DOING SOMETHING!!!
P.S: Thank God CNY goes on for 15 days.
2/09/2008 10:24:00 PM
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
♥ too much partying.
It's true. I have been going out one too many time this week. Well Ah Wong is leaving, so must spend more drunken moments with her before she leaves. Again, maths have to wait. She turned 20 by the way. Today in fact. God she took it pretty well. Time will only tell how I will embrace the transition of not being a teen anymore. *yikes!*
I think God is punishing me for the times I said I wanna grow up faster when I was 5 years old. I figure since there's so many of us and only one God, our messages must get to him late! Like I wanted to grow up faster when I was 5 but He gives it to me now. How la? So if I have asked for Him to make me thinner now, I'll be obese until I'm 34! By that time even if I'm thinner my peak period is gone! Why didn't I ask when I was 3?!?!?!?
Anyways, being the not very eloquent me, I shall let the pictures speak for themselves. Though there's more on BukuMuka
2/05/2008 06:22:00 PM
